tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-355857802011-04-21T10:59:01.907-07:00neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets, neopets,neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.comBlogger461100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-41844744385022263392007-07-03T22:41:00.000-07:002007-07-03T22:42:31.902-07:00LOLOLOLOL I got a new blog at http://tehblol.blogspot.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-4184474438502226339?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-23186298550008809792007-03-29T06:19:00.000-07:002007-03-29T06:23:36.364-07:00Today, I started a new account in neopets, created a neopet, explored for about 5 minutes, and then got suspended for 24 hours. A world record! Well, i think. I got suspended in 5 minutes! great, huh? If neopets is more efficient, it would have been 1 minutes. Or even 1 second! But no, 5 minutes. The admins in neopets are slow, i tell you. But still, a record is still a record. I think i'll celebrate by going home by my father's car, something i've never done before. I usually get my chauffeur to drive me home in my car.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-2318629855000880979?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-70661869569946201262007-02-21T01:26:00.000-08:002007-02-21T01:53:31.175-08:00You know, 2 weeks ago, that strange apparition (what does that word mean?) said I would die last week. She was wrong. STOP STEALING MY PEN!!! Oops, said the wrong thing. I survived!!! ROFLMFAO!! PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME!!! I don't have to part with my peanut butter sandwiches! YAY!!! But when I tried to take the bread, MY HAND JUST PASSED THROUGH!!! OH NOES! NO PEANUT BUTTER JELLY (nor JALAPENO) SANDWICHES!!! Then I tried to switch the computer on, but MY HAND JUST PASSED THROUGH AGAIN!!! I then realised that I have magical powers that I can pass through EVERYTHING!!! I then tried to pass through myself! My insides look gross. EEW! I tried to take a knife and destroy the gross insides, BUT MY HAND JUST PASSED THROUGH!!! LOL!!! Oops, wrong thing said again. OH NOES!!! I tried to focus my energy, and my hand solidified for a while,BUT MY HAND WAS STILL IN THE KNIFE! OH NOES! BUT NO BLOOD WAS COMING OUT, I COULDN'T FEEL ANY PAIN AT ALL! AND THEN THE WORLD VANISHED INTO THIN AIR! I was transported to this place the weird people playing harps call heaven. OF COURSE THIS CAN'T BE HEAVEN!!! I'M NOT DEAD YET!! Then they said that'll be true in a moment, and I got zapped down yesterday, EVEN THOUGH I WAS IN THE PLACE THEY CALL "HEAVEN" FOR ONLY A SECOND!!! NOW I CAN TOUCH THINGS AGAIN! but I lost my special move-through powers! NOOOOOO! Hey, stop taking my file!<br />*chase after thief of file*<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-7066186956994620126?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-44160562009356020102007-02-07T01:48:00.001-08:002007-02-07T01:48:48.682-08:00Today, something strange happened to me. When I was watching Sesame Street, it turned to a lot of crap, AND OMFG NEOPETS!!!!!!!! AND MY NEOPET WAS ON IT!!!!!!! But suddenly, the TV started to leak. Then I started to cry like the TV for Mummy. Then when I looked outside, some giant thing was out there and it was like, COOL CREEPY ROBOT ALIENS! w00t!!! Then the phone rang, with some young girl was speaking wierdly. She murmured something, which I thought was "who's gay?". Oh and she said I was using the word Then too much here. How'd she know? Anyway, it turned out to be SEVEN DAYS!!! I didn't quite understand what she said, why didn't she say ONE WEEK? So I thought, cool! Only a week to a brand new COOL CREEPY ALIEN ROBOT!!!! w000000t!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-4416056200935602010?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-36835311415768909912007-02-07T01:45:00.000-08:002007-02-07T01:48:02.671-08:00Wait. It turned out to be SEVEN DAYS TILL I DIE! w00t! Cooooooooool... But the wierd girl said I had no idea why. Gimme a moment to think. Wait, I can't think. Oh well. She was right! She then told me that I was the only one watching the Neopets ad. NEOPETS ROCKS!! But why 7 days? And not 1 week? The girl said, Doofus, 7 days IS one week. And I said you mean next Thursday. She said, No, you mean 7 business days. And you know what are business days? Ummmmm... no. I don't even know 7 days from now. She said next WEDNESDAY. OMFG!! Then I thought of a way to delay it, wait, I don't think!! There is a holiday coming up, does it count? She said well, that depends, what holiday is it? I said some saint's birthday? She said which saint? But I didn't know? So, she said no. And I was like why everyone's taking the day off. But she said, JESUS CHRIST DOOFUS!! I'M GIVING YOU 7 FRIGGIN' DAYS SO BETTER TAKE IT OR I'LL COME OVER RIGHT NOW AND STLHOOYFT (SHUT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOUR F****** TRAP). Then she hung up. And I was like oh shit! w00t anyway!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-3683531141576890991?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-54672216937661750842007-01-25T17:18:00.000-08:002007-01-25T17:21:56.438-08:00I saw a beautiful big red cross! It was nice... But the teacher said the answer was 4. Then I realised that the hint was for another question. damn... oh well. I ate another PB&J sandwich. I love PB&amp;J sandwiches. They are yummy. Then I played neopets! Neopets is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fun! I still remember winning the goldfish on this argument. That was cooooool...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-5467221693766175084?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-70637319002002882512007-01-25T17:14:00.000-08:002007-01-25T17:17:32.237-08:00We had another maths quiz. One of the questions was "what's 2+2? (hint:2+3=5)" I instinctively answered 5, because I learned from past experience. I'm gonna get it correct... FOR SURE. Also I watched Sesame Street! They are cute. It's educational too.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-7063731900200288251?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1167875778741523322007-01-03T17:51:00.000-08:002007-01-03T17:56:18.746-08:00Today IS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!! Well, yesterday was, anyway, i gt to meet my NEW CLASSMATES!!!!(I'm in class m07103) My PSL looks familiar. They look like Raghav and Jer Lin. Wierd... Anyway, i whacked this guy who called me a guy. I am not a guy!!! I am not a boy or man either. I got scolded by the guy who looked like Raghav. Aww man...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116787577874152332?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1163652460055540362006-11-15T20:41:00.000-08:002006-11-15T20:47:40.056-08:00as i said, now i am trying my hand at abit of philosophy.here is one of my arguements.<br /><br />"Is a peanut butter jelly sandwhich REALLY a peanut butter jelly sandwhich?<br /><br />A: Of course it is. look! the jelly, peanut and bread are inside. what's there to argue about?<br />B: THERES NO SANDWHICHTHERE HA<br />A: umm...<br />B: HOW DO YOU PROVE ITS EXISTANCE!? I MEAN, MAYBE ITS JUST AN ILLUSIo-<br />A: *chomps sandwhich* there.<br />B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my sandwhich!<br /><br />dad:A Me:B"<br /><br />i lost that one. but there was one where i won!<br /><br />"is neopets fun?<br />A: of course.<br />B:...<br />A:duh, i mean like its sooooo fun!<br />B:...<br />-10 hours later-<br />B:...<br />A: and like, pets are sooo cool!<br />B:.....<br />A: and like, pets are soooo-<br />B: SHUT UP YOU WIN!<br /><br />A: Me B: goldfish"<br /><br />that was a hard battle but i won. goldfishes are pretty good and arguements but i am better.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116365246005554036?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1163652025967600792006-11-15T20:37:00.000-08:002006-11-15T20:40:25.966-08:00There was this film festival-thingy and one of the shows was "7 deadly sins". When it came to sloth, they showed....<br /><br />ME!<br /><br />i can't believe i acted so well. i acted so well that i thought that i was actually sleeping. or maybe i was. i don't know. you know, another thing i could do in life....act!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116365202596760079?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1163651854039788522006-11-15T20:33:00.000-08:002006-11-15T20:37:34.046-08:00Someone asked me," Daryl,"he took a glass of water out."is this half full or half empty?"<br /><br /><br />I thought for a while. I mean, what is half? i don't know. in an effort to save myself, i took the cup and drank out of it.<br /><br /><br />"There. Problem solved."<br /><br />The man stared at the cup. " You're.... you're a genius!"<br /><br />i think i'm good at something now. Philosophy!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116365185403978852?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1163420482434049712006-11-13T04:19:00.000-08:002006-11-13T04:21:23.850-08:00Well, today i had math... I didn't know how to do a question.<br /><br /><br />QUESTION- What is 1+1? (Hint: 1+1=2)<br /><br />I wrote 1789390590865780967783. I think i'm wrong.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116342048243404971?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1163222971151356782006-11-10T21:22:00.000-08:002006-11-10T21:32:54.506-08:00.................................................................<br /><br />Today, I dug my nose again for the quadrillionth(927326187361235785875183685273583816836815851853887587135751837587168732564916486543468436818548186486129479658969595691265652847678759629650653065063056023560826023465023656099999999999998957237500000000000000804404239999999995th )time. I dug out 1 ton of it... I used it to make a cha snot plushie!Then I Frie it and ate it with mye poo chia plushie which me mad earlier. The combinanation rox! I swear to eat it again and again.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116322297115135678?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1162871114696467332006-11-06T19:42:00.000-08:002006-11-06T19:45:15.126-08:00Man... Today i had my math exams, and then i don't know how to do the first 10 questions. At least its just 10 questions. Wait... THE EXAMS HAVE ONLY 10 QUESTIONS!!! I'm so dead.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116287111469646733?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1162094505730377532006-10-28T20:56:00.000-07:002006-10-28T21:01:45.783-07:00Well, today i got bored of neopets and so i went to play the game caught Nexus War. I created an account and then i logged off. When i logged back in, like 5 seconds later, i realised i got owned by someone called " Loser" It said " Loser hit you with a bubble, dealing 293748593794695 damage. You die. That shows how noob u r." I then respawned and then got owned again. Sigh...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116209450573037753?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1161756172852526292006-10-24T22:59:00.000-07:002006-11-01T02:13:42.750-08:00YAY! TODAY I WATCHED ROLIE POLIE OLLIE!!!!!!! w000000000000000000t! And then I ate another PB&J sandwich! It's so nice, I jumped up so hard that I reached the 190278947894 story (think it's called "Heaven") and landed there! It's that much nicer than the previous one.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116175617285252629?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1161745374350814622006-10-24T19:57:00.000-07:002006-10-26T18:45:31.580-07:00Today, we did physics in class. For our experiment, we wanted to test how fast and a loser fall from a 190278947894 story building. They sent me. I felt so proud to be regarded as a role model for my class. Or do they think i'm a loser? Oh nevermind. So i went to the 190278947894th story and then i jumped. i felt i was going to heaven, only that i was going the wrond direction, which means that i am going to hell. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I then fell onto the ground. SMASH! CRACK!BAM!WHAM!!! I got 93099638489748290 turns of beaten up. Crap. My classmates said that i rock at being a loser. At least i'm good at something, right?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116174537435081462?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1161744772039323462006-10-24T19:45:00.000-07:002006-10-24T19:53:02.446-07:00You know yesterday, we had chems-chemes-chemistry lessons. it was fun! We first learnt some crap about what to do in the lab, like running around and something. We then started our experiment. The experiment is to create a nuclear bomb that will totally own North Korea, like how Michael got owned by a Big Roc in runescape. Or is it rock? <br />Finally, WE CREATED THE BOMB! The teacher then sent me to the middle of the pacf-pafi-pacific ocar-ocean and asked me to activate it. After i activated it, I realized that the bomb was stuck to my hand, because i had the "sticky hands" effect after i used pine tar. <br /> I ran around around in circles 8986 times and then the bomb exploded. I blasted out of the ocae-ocean and landed in school. The teacher said well done. I like chemistry. I want to create more nuclear bombs! it rocks!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116174477203932346?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1161233583388742022006-10-18T21:50:00.000-07:002006-10-18T21:53:03.826-07:00nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH <br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<br />nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH nam oW .nam yeH<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116123358338874202?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1161160711678109882006-10-18T01:34:00.000-07:002006-10-18T01:38:33.750-07:00Today, i saw someone offering me something called "chocolate". Yeah, right. I said chocloate sucks. He then gave the chocolate to his friend. I then quickly took it, and put it in my mouth. It tastes like... feaces. Yum! Delicious! Then, i got the wussiness effect. My tongue then became numb, and I LOST MY TASTE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Honey Stars don't taste nice now...<br /><br />Chocolate sucks.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116116071167810988?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1161087726643532532006-10-17T05:16:00.000-07:002006-10-17T05:22:09.816-07:00Today, i went to this incredible website called www.battleon.com IT TOTALLY ROCKS!!! I'm level 1! Well, i paid some amount of money to that guy called uh... a-something, and my account got upgraded!!! I then keep on giving him money. Then when i'm broke, I realised I AM LEVEL ONE!!! OMGOMGOMG!!! BAttleon totally rules!!! You should play it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116108772664353253?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1161057985735726352006-10-16T21:06:00.000-07:002006-10-16T21:06:25.863-07:00I was watching television when I saw POWER RANGERS!!!! oMG!!! there was this guy, who did this thing, and then another thing, and said something. Then, the SCREEN WENT BLANK!!!!!!!! OMGGGG!!!!!!!! I CRIED AND THEN I CRIED. The power ranger guy came, and then he gave me a POWER RANGERS action figure!!! Then i woke up. Stupid dreams...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116105798573572635?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160735674735618022006-10-13T03:33:00.000-07:002006-10-13T03:34:34.926-07:00I fixed a puzzle!! the puzzle said 2 years and up but i only finished it in two months!!! i RULE!!! i better call the guinness world of records. this is unbelieveble.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116073567473561802?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160735545738106752006-10-13T03:32:00.000-07:002006-10-16T18:25:40.906-07:00I love neopets. i just created another account and guess what!?!??! i... I ACTUALLY MADE MY FIRST 100Neopoints!!!!! too bad everything is so expensive. But this day... this day will go down as the highlight of my entire life.<br /><br />*sniff sniff*<br /><br /><3 again! NEOPETS IS TEH BEST!! NO ONE CAN STOP MEEEEEEEE<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116073554573810675?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160734142827924292006-10-13T03:02:00.000-07:002006-10-13T03:09:10.643-07:00Well, today, i played runescape. It took 12434029 seconds to load it, but oh well, i created an account.i got stuck at tutorial island and managed to get out of that place after my 2 year old brother told me how to. Don't think i'm a noob, my bro is pro. he is level 3!!! HE TOTALLY ROCKS!!! Then, i was stuck again. I then followed a guy until i saw a stupid pop-up than has a warning or whatever. Stupid pop-ups. I continued following that guy and then, he attacked me!!!!! OMG!!!! ITS LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL! EVEN COOLER THAN PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME!!! I died. it's not much but oh well... i lost everything but oh well... people call me a noob. I then told those noobs to f*** off and f***ed them. An idiot who claimed himself as the game mod told me to dtop F***ing people. I Told him" F*** you!" Hah! Only an idiot would think he is a mod.<br /><br />My account was deleted. I guess i'm the idiot...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116073414282792429?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160707871616593052006-10-12T19:50:00.000-07:002006-10-12T19:51:11.676-07:00A few days ago, I saw this button labled "Profile". I uploaded my photo, I my gender was Female. I think "gender" meens the kind of peeple you like. I also heard a new word! The word is Prostitute. I changed my ocupation to "prostitute". "prostitute" probaly means jobs with pleasure. I love pleasure not pressure. I love to drink HCl. Its tates dileicious, better than blend H2O<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116070787161659305?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160707063879546602006-10-12T19:35:00.000-07:002006-10-12T19:37:44.186-07:00Today i went back to KoL. I chatted at chat and got banned. I then spammed than ass hole caled jick and said" fuck you". My account was deleted. Kol really sucks!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116070706387954660?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160546548575016292006-10-10T22:57:00.000-07:002006-10-10T23:02:28.626-07:00I got banned from neopets. according to the ban, they gave me a message:<br /><br />"To bumpneopetssuperduperprolover,<br /> We are sorry that your account has been banned. It is for a number of reasons:<br /> 1. Your username is too long.<br /> 2. You are a Loser.<br /> 3. LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOSAH<br />4. people quit neopets becos you were playing it<br /> 5. LOL NUB<br /> 6. Seriously, you are a loser.<br /> 7. oh yeah, cake.<br /><br /> We are *REALLY SORRY!!!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />*not "<br /><br /><\3<br /><br />Oh well. i'll just make another account.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116054654857501629?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160546172221459202006-10-10T22:55:00.000-07:002006-10-10T22:56:12.343-07:00Today i had a *PB&amp;J sandwich. really nice. seriously, i jumped to the top of the ceiling and screamed! its that nice.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />* peanut butter and jalapenos<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116054617222145920?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160545734616353592006-10-10T22:46:00.000-07:002006-10-10T22:48:54.780-07:00Today we had math!! so fun. there were lines and combination of lines. itwas really cool. and for my test i got.... QUESTION TIME!!! whats 1+1? thats my score!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />( it's 0)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116054573461635359?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160453051685062502006-10-09T21:03:00.000-07:002006-10-09T21:04:12.296-07:00Today I played this game called KoL. I chose a sauceror. I asked my mummy to donate $500 to game, and you know what? I got 50 Mr. Accessories! What do they do? Anyway, I followed the Oriole's instructions. Then I fought a bunny. It was so cute!!! It stared at me. And then I lost the fight. I hate that game!!! Don't play KoL! 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Im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo smart.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116038814860764145?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160312488564179842006-10-08T06:01:00.000-07:002006-10-08T06:01:28.663-07:00NUTS!!! They say u r what u eat. I guess i'm nuts. I also ate HONEY STARS CORNFLAKES!!! Some guy beside me in the foodcourt said that Honey Stars is lame. I guess im lame too. Why am i eating cornflakes at the food court? I should be eating at home watching tele- OMGF!!!!! SESAME STREET IS ON TELEVISION!!! gotta watch!!!Bye!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116031248856417984?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160312348683271212006-10-08T05:50:00.000-07:002006-10-08T05:59:09.016-07:00NUTS!!! They say u r what u eat. I guess i'm nuts. I also ate HONEY STARS CORNFLAKES!!! Some guy beside me in the foodcourt said that Honey Stars is lame. I guess im lame too. Why am i eating cornflakes at the food court? I should be eating at home watching tele- OMGF!!!!! SESAME STREET IS ON TELEVISION!!! gotta watch!!!Bye!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116031234868327121?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160113451095417782006-10-05T22:41:00.000-07:002006-10-05T22:44:11.146-07:00spot the dog. it was too complicated for me.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011345109541778?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160113209841431362006-10-05T22:39:00.000-07:002006-10-05T22:40:09.936-07:00sorry for the previous posts. i fell asleep on eaczzzzz<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011320984143136?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160113164947690142006-10-05T22:37:00.000-07:002006-10-05T22:39:25.006-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011316494769014?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160112954493343552006-10-05T22:35:00.000-07:002006-10-05T22:36:37.336-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011295449334355?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160112923445685412006-10-05T22:33:00.000-07:002006-10-05T22:35:23.496-07:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011292344568541?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160112780336499222006-10-05T22:32:00.000-07:002006-10-05T22:33:00.390-07:00zzzzzzzzzzzz<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011278033649922?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160112708861102262006-10-05T22:31:00.000-07:002006-10-05T22:31:48.953-07:00PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011270886110226?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160112505708222222006-10-05T22:26:00.000-07:002006-10-05T22:28:35.156-07:00ROLIE POLIE OLLIE! today i was sleeping in class, with my big mouth open and like saliva was dripping out and THIS HUGE FLY FLEW INTO MY MOUTH! ROLIE POLIE OLLIE ! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOO TASTY, I ate another one...SHIFT 1111111111111111111111!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011250570822222?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160112386878242372006-10-05T22:24:00.000-07:002006-10-05T22:26:26.960-07:00and when i changed the channel to disney playhouse, THERE WAS ROLIE POLIE OLLIE@!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!! i love it. its teh best show in teh world.<br />Then, GUESS WHAT!? i changed the channel to kids central and there was.... POWER RANGERS!!!! OHMAN I DUNNO WHAT TO WATCH!!!! so instead i turned off the tv and played neopets.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011238687824237?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160112161941614982006-10-05T22:20:00.000-07:002006-10-05T22:22:42.006-07:00MAPLESTORYYYYYYYY!!!! and then i played gunbound. how do you shoot? my avatar is a cute duck. i think it means the best rank in the world. and in maple my lvl is 1. those snails keep on hitting me! so painful. then suddenly, THERE WAS A BLUE SNAIL!!!!!! i died in one hit. maple sstory sucks.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011216194161498?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160112039989267912006-10-05T22:19:00.000-07:002006-10-16T18:29:56.640-07:00hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.hey man. wo man.PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME.hey man. wo man.PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME<br />PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME<br />PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME<br />PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME<br />PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME<br />PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME<br />PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIMEPEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011203998926791?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35585780.post-1160111930622828552006-10-05T22:15:00.000-07:002006-10-05T22:18:50.630-07:00Hi, my name is Daryl Tan and i am in kindergarden. I love neopets! Do you know what is neopets? neopets is the best game in the universe. all the pets are soooo cute!!!!!! you know, i just went to the battledome and i lost but oh well. my pet is beaten up but oh well. its just dying, thats all. how do i feed it? what's inventory!?!??? oh well but here you go neopetsl: www.neopets.com yayyyyy<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35585780-116011193062282855?l=darylheartsneopets.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>neopet loverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06409062286469128711noreply@blogger.com0