Chocolate sucks!!

Today, i saw someone offering me something called "chocolate". Yeah, right. I said chocloate sucks. He then gave the chocolate to his friend. I then quickly took it, and put it in my mouth. It tastes like... feaces. Yum! Delicious! Then, i got the wussiness effect. My tongue then became numb, and I LOST MY TASTE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Honey Stars don't taste nice now...

Chocolate sucks.