Chemistry

You know yesterday, we had chems-chemes-chemistry lessons. it was fun! We first learnt some crap about what to do in the lab, like running around and something. We then started our experiment. The experiment is to create a nuclear bomb that will totally own North Korea, like how Michael got owned by a Big Roc in runescape. Or is it rock?
Finally, WE CREATED THE BOMB! The teacher then sent me to the middle of the pacf-pafi-pacific ocar-ocean and asked me to activate it. After i activated it, I realized that the bomb was stuck to my hand, because i had the "sticky hands" effect after i used pine tar.
I ran around around in circles 8986 times and then the bomb exploded. I blasted out of the ocae-ocean and landed in school. The teacher said well done. I like chemistry. I want to create more nuclear bombs! it rocks!