Physics

Today, we did physics in class. For our experiment, we wanted to test how fast and a loser fall from a 190278947894 story building. They sent me. I felt so proud to be regarded as a role model for my class. Or do they think i'm a loser? Oh nevermind. So i went to the 190278947894th story and then i jumped. i felt i was going to heaven, only that i was going the wrond direction, which means that i am going to hell. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I then fell onto the ground. SMASH! CRACK!BAM!WHAM!!! I got 93099638489748290 turns of beaten up. Crap. My classmates said that i rock at being a loser. At least i'm good at something, right?