I'M GONNA DIE (part 2) (wait, what's 2?)

Wait. It turned out to be SEVEN DAYS TILL I DIE! w00t! Cooooooooool... But the wierd girl said I had no idea why. Gimme a moment to think. Wait, I can't think. Oh well. She was right! She then told me that I was the only one watching the Neopets ad. NEOPETS ROCKS!! But why 7 days? And not 1 week? The girl said, Doofus, 7 days IS one week. And I said you mean next Thursday. She said, No, you mean 7 business days. And you know what are business days? Ummmmm... no. I don't even know 7 days from now. She said next WEDNESDAY. OMFG!! Then I thought of a way to delay it, wait, I don't think!! There is a holiday coming up, does it count? She said well, that depends, what holiday is it? I said some saint's birthday? She said which saint? But I didn't know? So, she said no. And I was like why everyone's taking the day off. But she said, JESUS CHRIST DOOFUS!! I'M GIVING YOU 7 FRIGGIN' DAYS SO BETTER TAKE IT OR I'LL COME OVER RIGHT NOW AND STLHOOYFT (SHUT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOUR F****** TRAP). Then she hung up. And I was like oh shit! w00t anyway!!!