Philosophy

as i said, now i am trying my hand at abit of philosophy.here is one of my arguements.

"Is a peanut butter jelly sandwhich REALLY a peanut butter jelly sandwhich?

A: Of course it is. look! the jelly, peanut and bread are inside. what's there to argue about?
B: THERES NO SANDWHICHTHERE HA
A: umm...
B: HOW DO YOU PROVE ITS EXISTANCE!? I MEAN, MAYBE ITS JUST AN ILLUSIo-
A: *chomps sandwhich* there.
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my sandwhich!

dad:A Me:B"

i lost that one. but there was one where i won!

"is neopets fun?
A: of course.
B:...
A:duh, i mean like its sooooo fun!
B:...
-10 hours later-
B:...
A: and like, pets are sooo cool!
B:.....
A: and like, pets are soooo-
B: SHUT UP YOU WIN!

A: Me B: goldfish"

that was a hard battle but i won. goldfishes are pretty good and arguements but i am better.