water

Someone asked me," Daryl,"he took a glass of water out."is this half full or half empty?"


I thought for a while. I mean, what is half? i don't know. in an effort to save myself, i took the cup and drank out of it.


"There. Problem solved."

The man stared at the cup. " You're.... you're a genius!"

i think i'm good at something now. Philosophy!