I'M GONNA DIE! (part 1) (which is first, 1 or 2???)

Today, something strange happened to me. When I was watching Sesame Street, it turned to a lot of crap, AND OMFG NEOPETS!!!!!!!! AND MY NEOPET WAS ON IT!!!!!!! But suddenly, the TV started to leak. Then I started to cry like the TV for Mummy. Then when I looked outside, some giant thing was out there and it was like, COOL CREEPY ROBOT ALIENS! w00t!!! Then the phone rang, with some young girl was speaking wierdly. She murmured something, which I thought was "who's gay?". Oh and she said I was using the word Then too much here. How'd she know? Anyway, it turned out to be SEVEN DAYS!!! I didn't quite understand what she said, why didn't she say ONE WEEK? So I thought, cool! Only a week to a brand new COOL CREEPY ALIEN ROBOT!!!! w000000t!!!!