WORLD RECORD!!!1111111!!!!!!

Today, I started a new account in neopets, created a neopet, explored for about 5 minutes, and then got suspended for 24 hours. A world record! Well, i think. I got suspended in 5 minutes! great, huh? If neopets is more efficient, it would have been 1 minutes. Or even 1 second! But no, 5 minutes. The admins in neopets are slow, i tell you. But still, a record is still a record. I think i'll celebrate by going home by my father's car, something i've never done before. I usually get my chauffeur to drive me home in my car.