Philosophy

as i said, now i am trying my hand at abit of philosophy.here is one of my arguements.

"Is a peanut butter jelly sandwhich REALLY a peanut butter jelly sandwhich?

A: Of course it is. look! the jelly, peanut and bread are inside. what's there to argue about?
B: THERES NO SANDWHICHTHERE HA
A: umm...
B: HOW DO YOU PROVE ITS EXISTANCE!? I MEAN, MAYBE ITS JUST AN ILLUSIo-
A: *chomps sandwhich* there.
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my sandwhich!

dad:A Me:B"

i lost that one. but there was one where i won!

"is neopets fun?
A: of course.
B:...
A:duh, i mean like its sooooo fun!
B:...
-10 hours later-
B:...
A: and like, pets are sooo cool!
B:.....
A: and like, pets are soooo-
B: SHUT UP YOU WIN!

A: Me B: goldfish"

that was a hard battle but i won. goldfishes are pretty good and arguements but i am better.

Arts fest

There was this film festival-thingy and one of the shows was "7 deadly sins". When it came to sloth, they showed....

ME!

i can't believe i acted so well. i acted so well that i thought that i was actually sleeping. or maybe i was. i don't know. you know, another thing i could do in life....act!

water

Someone asked me," Daryl,"he took a glass of water out."is this half full or half empty?"


I thought for a while. I mean, what is half? i don't know. in an effort to save myself, i took the cup and drank out of it.


"There. Problem solved."

The man stared at the cup. " You're.... you're a genius!"

i think i'm good at something now. Philosophy!

Math

Well, today i had math... I didn't know how to do a question.


QUESTION- What is 1+1? (Hint: 1+1=2)

I wrote 1789390590865780967783. I think i'm wrong.

Snot and POO Great Combnation!

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Today, I dug my nose again for the quadrillionth(927326187361235785875183685273583816836815851853887587135751837587168732564916486543468436818548186486129479658969595691265652847678759629650653065063056023560826023465023656099999999999998957237500000000000000804404239999999995th )time. I dug out 1 ton of it... I used it to make a cha snot plushie!Then I Frie it and ate it with mye poo chia plushie which me mad earlier. The combinanation rox! I swear to eat it again and again.

Exams...

Man... Today i had my math exams, and then i don't know how to do the first 10 questions. At least its just 10 questions. Wait... THE EXAMS HAVE ONLY 10 QUESTIONS!!! I'm so dead.