Nexus War

Well, today i got bored of neopets and so i went to play the game caught Nexus War. I created an account and then i logged off. When i logged back in, like 5 seconds later, i realised i got owned by someone called " Loser" It said " Loser hit you with a bubble, dealing 293748593794695 damage. You die. That shows how noob u r." I then respawned and then got owned again. Sigh...

Today I watched...

YAY! TODAY I WATCHED ROLIE POLIE OLLIE!!!!!!! w000000000000000000t! And then I ate another PB&J sandwich! It's so nice, I jumped up so hard that I reached the 190278947894 story (think it's called "Heaven") and landed there! It's that much nicer than the previous one.

Physics

Today, we did physics in class. For our experiment, we wanted to test how fast and a loser fall from a 190278947894 story building. They sent me. I felt so proud to be regarded as a role model for my class. Or do they think i'm a loser? Oh nevermind. So i went to the 190278947894th story and then i jumped. i felt i was going to heaven, only that i was going the wrond direction, which means that i am going to hell. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I then fell onto the ground. SMASH! CRACK!BAM!WHAM!!! I got 93099638489748290 turns of beaten up. Crap. My classmates said that i rock at being a loser. At least i'm good at something, right?

Chemistry

You know yesterday, we had chems-chemes-chemistry lessons. it was fun! We first learnt some crap about what to do in the lab, like running around and something. We then started our experiment. The experiment is to create a nuclear bomb that will totally own North Korea, like how Michael got owned by a Big Roc in runescape. Or is it rock?
Finally, WE CREATED THE BOMB! The teacher then sent me to the middle of the pacf-pafi-pacific ocar-ocean and asked me to activate it. After i activated it, I realized that the bomb was stuck to my hand, because i had the "sticky hands" effect after i used pine tar.
I ran around around in circles 8986 times and then the bomb exploded. I blasted out of the ocae-ocean and landed in school. The teacher said well done. I like chemistry. I want to create more nuclear bombs! it rocks!

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Chocolate sucks!!

Today, i saw someone offering me something called "chocolate". Yeah, right. I said chocloate sucks. He then gave the chocolate to his friend. I then quickly took it, and put it in my mouth. It tastes like... feaces. Yum! Delicious! Then, i got the wussiness effect. My tongue then became numb, and I LOST MY TASTE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Honey Stars don't taste nice now...

Chocolate sucks.

Battleon

Today, i went to this incredible website called www.battleon.com IT TOTALLY ROCKS!!! I'm level 1! Well, i paid some amount of money to that guy called uh... a-something, and my account got upgraded!!! I then keep on giving him money. Then when i'm broke, I realised I AM LEVEL ONE!!! OMGOMGOMG!!! BAttleon totally rules!!! You should play it.

Power Rangers!

I was watching television when I saw POWER RANGERS!!!! oMG!!! there was this guy, who did this thing, and then another thing, and said something. Then, the SCREEN WENT BLANK!!!!!!!! OMGGGG!!!!!!!! I CRIED AND THEN I CRIED. The power ranger guy came, and then he gave me a POWER RANGERS action figure!!! Then i woke up. Stupid dreams...

Today I...

I fixed a puzzle!! the puzzle said 2 years and up but i only finished it in two months!!! i RULE!!! i better call the guinness world of records. this is unbelieveble.

Neopets!

I love neopets. i just created another account and guess what!?!??! i... I ACTUALLY MADE MY FIRST 100Neopoints!!!!! too bad everything is so expensive. But this day... this day will go down as the highlight of my entire life.

*sniff sniff*

<3 again! NEOPETS IS TEH BEST!! NO ONE CAN STOP MEEEEEEEE

Runescape

Well, today, i played runescape. It took 12434029 seconds to load it, but oh well, i created an account.i got stuck at tutorial island and managed to get out of that place after my 2 year old brother told me how to. Don't think i'm a noob, my bro is pro. he is level 3!!! HE TOTALLY ROCKS!!! Then, i was stuck again. I then followed a guy until i saw a stupid pop-up than has a warning or whatever. Stupid pop-ups. I continued following that guy and then, he attacked me!!!!! OMG!!!! ITS LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL! EVEN COOLER THAN PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME!!! I died. it's not much but oh well... i lost everything but oh well... people call me a noob. I then told those noobs to f*** off and f***ed them. An idiot who claimed himself as the game mod told me to dtop F***ing people. I Told him" F*** you!" Hah! Only an idiot would think he is a mod.

My account was deleted. I guess i'm the idiot...

My profile update

A few days ago, I saw this button labled "Profile". I uploaded my photo, I my gender was Female. I think "gender" meens the kind of peeple you like. I also heard a new word! The word is Prostitute. I changed my ocupation to "prostitute". "prostitute" probaly means jobs with pleasure. I love pleasure not pressure. I love to drink HCl. Its tates dileicious, better than blend H2O

KoL sucks. I mean it. Really.

Today i went back to KoL. I chatted at chat and got banned. I then spammed than ass hole caled jick and said" fuck you". My account was deleted. Kol really sucks!

Sadness

I got banned from neopets. according to the ban, they gave me a message:

"To bumpneopetssuperduperprolover,
We are sorry that your account has been banned. It is for a number of reasons:
1. Your username is too long.
2. You are a Loser.
3. LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOSAH
4. people quit neopets becos you were playing it
5. LOL NUB
6. Seriously, you are a loser.
7. oh yeah, cake.

We are *REALLY SORRY!!!!!!!



*not "

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Oh well. i'll just make another account.

mmm!

Today i had a *PB&J sandwich. really nice. seriously, i jumped to the top of the ceiling and screamed! its that nice.










* peanut butter and jalapenos

Maths!!!

Today we had math!! so fun. there were lines and combination of lines. itwas really cool. and for my test i got.... QUESTION TIME!!! whats 1+1? thats my score!






( it's 0)

Today I played...

Today I played this game called KoL. I chose a sauceror. I asked my mummy to donate $500 to game, and you know what? I got 50 Mr. Accessories! What do they do? Anyway, I followed the Oriole's instructions. Then I fought a bunny. It was so cute!!! It stared at me. And then I lost the fight. I hate that game!!! Don't play KoL! Of course, after that I played Neopets!

Today i did...

I MET RAGHAV!!! THE LEDGENDARY RAGHAV!!! Go www.raghav.com WOOO!!! And, I BUMPED INTO A CAR!!! OMGOMG!!!! I spelled backwards backwards, which is sdrawkcab. I rule! i ALSO squeezed a lime and made a papergoat!!!! Im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo smart.

Today i ate...

NUTS!!! They say u r what u eat. I guess i'm nuts. I also ate HONEY STARS CORNFLAKES!!! Some guy beside me in the foodcourt said that Honey Stars is lame. I guess im lame too. Why am i eating cornflakes at the food court? I should be eating at home watching tele- OMGF!!!!! SESAME STREET IS ON TELEVISION!!! gotta watch!!!Bye!

Today i ate...

NUTS!!! They say u r what u eat. I guess i'm nuts. I also ate HONEY STARS CORNFLAKES!!! Some guy beside me in the foodcourt said that Honey Stars is lame. I guess im lame too. Why am i eating cornflakes at the food court? I should be eating at home watching tele- OMGF!!!!! SESAME STREET IS ON TELEVISION!!! gotta watch!!!Bye!

today i read

spot the dog. it was too complicated for me.

sorry

sorry for the previous posts. i fell asleep on eaczzzzz

hey you know, like, newsflash!!!

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A FLY WENT INTO MY MOUTH

ROLIE POLIE OLLIE! today i was sleeping in class, with my big mouth open and like saliva was dripping out and THIS HUGE FLY FLEW INTO MY MOUTH! ROLIE POLIE OLLIE ! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOO TASTY, I ate another one...SHIFT 1111111111111111111111!!

today i watched tv

and when i changed the channel to disney playhouse, THERE WAS ROLIE POLIE OLLIE@!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!! i love it. its teh best show in teh world.
Then, GUESS WHAT!? i changed the channel to kids central and there was.... POWER RANGERS!!!! OHMAN I DUNNO WHAT TO WATCH!!!! so instead i turned off the tv and played neopets.

today i decided to play...

MAPLESTORYYYYYYYY!!!! and then i played gunbound. how do you shoot? my avatar is a cute duck. i think it means the best rank in the world. and in maple my lvl is 1. those snails keep on hitting me! so painful. then suddenly, THERE WAS A BLUE SNAIL!!!!!! i died in one hit. maple sstory sucks.

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Neopets RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111eleven!!!!!

Hi, my name is Daryl Tan and i am in kindergarden. I love neopets! Do you know what is neopets? neopets is the best game in the universe. all the pets are soooo cute!!!!!! you know, i just went to the battledome and i lost but oh well. my pet is beaten up but oh well. its just dying, thats all. how do i feed it? what's inventory!?!??? oh well but here you go neopetsl: www.neopets.com yayyyyy